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So has anyone somehow created a hermaphrodite through black magic processes?

Also, my Friday is open. Anyone wanna go on a date?

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What.

I'm just a little curious, is all. No offense meant! People are still people, regardless of gender.

... No really I just saw "hermaphrodite" and felt I needed to say something. I'm confused on the rest.

Oh? Does it apply to you?

The rest doesn't really matter.

Yes.

Because I am perfection.

I can see why you're perfect. No gender applies to you. I bet you've got a brain more powerful than most of us mere mortals too.

... Well, of course! This Saikou-sama stands above all others, after all!

So, would your majesty be willing to lend herself to a peasant in need? Nothing dirty, I just have a quest that must be accomplished and the only way this wayward knight can save people is with the help of a perfect being like you.

... I suppose that I am merciful and generous enough to assist in what you might need.

I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

I created Saicchan as a hermaphrodite through black magic processes. Why?

...Is that the person up there?

Yes.

If you hurt her, I'll have to kill you though, dear.

Ma'm, I'm not going to hurt anyone but a crazy gypsy man.

Why do you ask, though?

Oh, this and that. It's gotta do with my son Geo and probably others, basically.

And how is my darling Saicchan relevant at all?

Because she... He... They will be immune to whatever they're using to alter reality.

And I should let you borrow her, why?

Because it's incredibly important to me.

I can't fix what happened to my kid without her.

...

If anything happens to her, you owe me one kid. And I'll reap your genetic material by any means possible.

Thanks ma'm. I owe you one.

Yes. You do.

Does this date involve heavily justified violence, Kaz?

No, I just want a normal date. With a woman.

The violence is going to come after it! ...and not like that.

Good to see you're feeling better.

I've been fine. Just do make sure you keep me informed of the violence, as I'm not entirely pleased with Geo's current state, either.

I figured.

Glad this is working out. The other plan involved using you as bait.

I wouldn't exactly approve of that situation, but should it return Geo to normal, I suppose some dignity could be sacrificed.

You don't got any dignity.

I'd like to think I do.

You kinda don't.

Go blow yourself before I'd consider another date with you.

The last time I tried to blow myself up, I ended up taking out a castle too. So that may not be in everyone's interests.

On the other hand, I MIGHT be able to give you another chance.

Only might? Sure, sure. Same song and dance?

... We'll see.

I'll take that as a yes.

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