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[ogrewarrior]

 So has anyone somehow created a hermaphrodite through black magic processes?

Also, my Friday is open. Anyone wanna go on a date?

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[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

What.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I'm just a little curious, is all. No offense meant! People are still people, regardless of gender.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... No really I just saw "hermaphrodite" and felt I needed to say something. I'm confused on the rest.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Oh? Does it apply to you?

The rest doesn't really matter.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Because I am perfection.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I can see why you're perfect. No gender applies to you. I bet you've got a brain more powerful than most of us mere mortals too.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Well, of course! This Saikou-sama stands above all others, after all!

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

So, would your majesty be willing to lend herself to a peasant in need? Nothing dirty, I just have a quest that must be accomplished and the only way this wayward knight can save people is with the help of a perfect being like you.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... I suppose that I am merciful and generous enough to assist in what you might need.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I created Saicchan as a hermaphrodite through black magic processes. Why?

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

...Is that the person up there?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Yes.

If you hurt her, I'll have to kill you though, dear.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Ma'm, I'm not going to hurt anyone but a crazy gypsy man.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Why do you ask, though?

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Oh, this and that. It's gotta do with my son Geo and probably others, basically.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

And how is my darling Saicchan relevant at all?

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Because she... He... They will be immune to whatever they're using to alter reality.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

And I should let you borrow her, why?

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Because it's incredibly important to me.

I can't fix what happened to my kid without her.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

...

If anything happens to her, you owe me one kid. And I'll reap your genetic material by any means possible.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Thanks ma'm. I owe you one.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Yes. You do.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Does this date involve heavily justified violence, Kaz?

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

No, I just want a normal date. With a woman.

The violence is going to come after it! ...and not like that.

Good to see you're feeling better.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

I've been fine. Just do make sure you keep me informed of the violence, as I'm not entirely pleased with Geo's current state, either.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I figured.

Glad this is working out. The other plan involved using you as bait.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't exactly approve of that situation, but should it return Geo to normal, I suppose some dignity could be sacrificed.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

You don't got any dignity.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think I do.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

You kinda don't.

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

Go blow yourself before I'd consider another date with you.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

The last time I tried to blow myself up, I ended up taking out a castle too. So that may not be in everyone's interests.

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, I MIGHT be able to give you another chance.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Only might? Sure, sure. Same song and dance?

[imajin-all-the.livejournal.com]

... We'll see.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a yes.