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[ogrewarrior]

 So has anyone somehow created a hermaphrodite through black magic processes?

Also, my Friday is open. Anyone wanna go on a date?

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[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I'm just a little curious, is all. No offense meant! People are still people, regardless of gender.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... No really I just saw "hermaphrodite" and felt I needed to say something. I'm confused on the rest.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Oh? Does it apply to you?

The rest doesn't really matter.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Because I am perfection.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I can see why you're perfect. No gender applies to you. I bet you've got a brain more powerful than most of us mere mortals too.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Well, of course! This Saikou-sama stands above all others, after all!

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

So, would your majesty be willing to lend herself to a peasant in need? Nothing dirty, I just have a quest that must be accomplished and the only way this wayward knight can save people is with the help of a perfect being like you.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... I suppose that I am merciful and generous enough to assist in what you might need.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I thank you from the bottom of my heart!