ogrewarrior

Alright, the Lord of Blue Flames is back and somehow got a date before a week in.

You all know what this means.

The bets are on! Whatever you can spare, into the pot. Transfer money to me wirelessly, come down and give it to me in person at my office or one of my hangouts. How many days, weeks, months, until it crashes and burns? And how?

I will personally give the winner(s) of this an extra, cool hundo bucks for guessing the reason right.

You can pick your own, but I have compiled a list of the most likely:

It works out between them, until he flies off for whatever bullshit he flies off for in the twelve dimensions. He comes back to find HER gone. By the time she's back from whatever bullshit she's doing, he's back to staring at ruins. Rinse, wash, repeat for about a year and you win this one! (personal favorite, you can make a side bet against me on this and I'll pay double. I swear on my blackened heart I will not facilitate this one by taking him to South America against his will again

He gets bored/distracted and they never meet again! (Most likely, but also the most boring, you get half-credit for this one.)

She's actually a horrible monster (literal or figurative) and trying to use him for her own means! (Also likely, close but not quite my favorite.)

She and the relationship are relatively stable until she goes bonkermad and attempts to kill someone(s) and Cyril is forced to try and stop her, much weeping and manly tears are involved. (Half credit if after her breakdown, they're still together after he can't bring himself to destroy her.)