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[ogrewarrior]

Ugh, you go and check out one place on an anonymous tip and you wake up missing a week...

I'm not even hungover. What the hell happened?

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[thefoxreturns2]

Where did you go.

[ogrewarrior]

Oh, the tip? Someone alerted me to [Insert Address]. Said something weird had happened. Wired me a chunk of change.

It's how I know I didn't do anything fun. It was still there when I woke up.

[thefoxreturns2]

And you didn't take me or Helen why.

It might of been a fun family experience.

And it might of been gone when we woke up.

[ogrewarrior]

It was just a small snoop! I didn't think I'd vanish.

Next time, we'll definitely go as a family, I promise.

[ladyofchaos]

Some journeys must be undertaken alone. Some with family.

I would delight in taking one as a family though. Next time father. Or I will be upset.

[thefoxreturns2]

See? Helen gets it.

[ogrewarrior]

Yeah, yeah. Next time, we're all in.

[thefoxreturns2]

Oh. While you were gone:

There's a talking mule in the garage, and a client's dead husband with a big ruby stuck in his nose, and a note about a Diamond Gold Gun in his pocket.

My usual way of getting things done so far hasn't gotten me very far. So if you can get your ass home, it'd be much appreciated.

[ogrewarrior]

... A talking mule?

Did you try consulting Helen, or is she just doing that thing where she giggles at every new question and going 'you'll seeeee?'

Either way I'll be there as soon as I can.

[thefoxreturns2]

Second thing and she rude the mule around the block and dubbed it "Princess Nguitl'zhi". The mule looks like it saw the face of God and stopped sassing.

[ogrewarrior]

I'm moving quicker now.