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[ogrewarrior]

Ugh, you go and check out one place on an anonymous tip and you wake up missing a week...

I'm not even hungover. What the hell happened?

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[thefoxreturns2]

Oh. While you were gone:

There's a talking mule in the garage, and a client's dead husband with a big ruby stuck in his nose, and a note about a Diamond Gold Gun in his pocket.

My usual way of getting things done so far hasn't gotten me very far. So if you can get your ass home, it'd be much appreciated.

[ogrewarrior]

... A talking mule?

Did you try consulting Helen, or is she just doing that thing where she giggles at every new question and going 'you'll seeeee?'

Either way I'll be there as soon as I can.

[thefoxreturns2]

Second thing and she rude the mule around the block and dubbed it "Princess Nguitl'zhi". The mule looks like it saw the face of God and stopped sassing.

[ogrewarrior]

I'm moving quicker now.