[Hero City]

[ogrewarrior]

Kaz bursts through a portal, all hellfire and brimstone and style. His steed is literally on fire, smoke billows from his nose, and the horrid designs on his poncho seem to waver in the light, making him look like he's covered in eyes.


A long pause.



"Wait. Where the hell am I?"

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[duelacademynpcs]

::Clonk.::

[duelacademynpcs]

::Clack.::

I ain't know where you come from, sir, but ya came in at a bad time, and I thinks ya gonna be having a bad time.

::It becomes very very obvious to you you're in the middle of a very seedy bar, with women of ill repute, low lighting, and every man in the bar pointing a gun at each other, except one.::

[duelacademynpcs]

::And the one not being aimed at is the barkeep, an Infernity Climber. Who's cleaning a glass.::

Anything I can get you, stranger?

[ogrewarrior]

"... I think I'm gonna need a whisky, neat. Only one though. Gotta keep my wits about me."

He takes a deep breath, his duel disk activating.

"We in the middle of a stand-off or something here?"

Sylvester knows when not to be difficult, letting Kaz sidle up to the bar to patiently wait for his drink.

"Tell ya what. You guys don't involve me, and I don't have to help this gentleman clean all of you up."

[duelacademynpcs]

ERROR. Being here is being involved.

[duelacademynpcs]

Which side are you on, the New League of Villains or the Neo Villain League, smartguy?

[duelacademynpcs]

On the rocks or not, stranger?

::Pulls out a very fun looking whiskey from one of the Lower Planes of existence.::

[ogrewarrior]

"Nah, no ice."

He gestures at the bar.

"I'm a visitor, can't ya tell? A tourist.

You guys ain't gonna make me choose, are ya? 'Cause that's gonna get real nasty for ya."

[duelacademynpcs]

We'll see about that.

::And with that, a fire of lasers and bullets goes off.::