[Hero City]

[ogrewarrior]

Kaz bursts through a portal, all hellfire and brimstone and style. His steed is literally on fire, smoke billows from his nose, and the horrid designs on his poncho seem to waver in the light, making him look like he's covered in eyes.


A long pause.



"Wait. Where the hell am I?"

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[duelacademynpcs]

On the rocks or not, stranger?

::Pulls out a very fun looking whiskey from one of the Lower Planes of existence.::

[ogrewarrior]

"Nah, no ice."

He gestures at the bar.

"I'm a visitor, can't ya tell? A tourist.

You guys ain't gonna make me choose, are ya? 'Cause that's gonna get real nasty for ya."

[duelacademynpcs]

We'll see about that.

::And with that, a fire of lasers and bullets goes off.::