Event Post

[ogrewarrior]

Kaz can be found sitting on top of something tall, empty whisky bottles sitting around him. A bag sits next to him, with the phrase 'For Kazzy <3' on it. He's currently alternating between taking drags of cigarettes and pulls off his newest bottle.

"Fuck."

Comments

[thefoxreturns]

Same to you, shit face.

Who the fuck are you.

::Gets in a combative stance, hands outstretched like claws.::

[ogrewarrior]

"By the supreme king, are we doing this shit? I already got thrown around by an ancient god."

He takes another pull off his bottle and tosses it to the side. He stands up and pops his neck.

"Kaz. Just Kaz. Who the hell are you, bitch?"

[thefoxreturns]

Gwendolyn Wakahisa, the Wave-Function Witch, assface.

::Wait, what.::

[ogrewarrior]

"Another Wakahisa? Also, would that make you a mathmagician?"

[thefoxreturns]

Wait. You know Noriko? ... And I AIN'T A NERD.

[ogrewarrior]

"I thought it was funny. And yeah. She granted me immortality a little while back. Or at least my youth, and I ain't aged since. You her kid or something?"

[thefoxreturns]

Nah, witch she took in for some reason or another that I don't give a fuck about, and man, you sound like a piece of sit loser.

[ogrewarrior]

"Man, look who the hell's talking about being a loser, being taken in by Noriko. Not tough enough to cut it in the world without her?"

[thefoxreturns]

I got shanghai'd into the whole mess due to Onni for some reason I stopped giving a shit about.

[ogrewarrior]

"And so now what, you go 'round accosting people who mostly are minding their own business?"

[thefoxreturns]

Nah, I use my job to punch people.

::Rushes towards you, pulling her fist back to smash your face in.::

[ogrewarrior]

"Why do the really hot women never wanna just talk? Is it a curse?"

Kaz hasn't really dropped his guard since he got up, bringing an arm up to knock it to the side.

"For a witch, you're pretty physical!"

[thefoxreturns]

Magical prodigy, but I suck at usin' it outside of demolition and power buffing!

::You knock it, but hold shit that thing feels ridiculously powerful. It's like trying to knock an elephant's leg aside.::

[ogrewarrior]

Be still my fluttering heart.

"Shit, that's good." I'm going to go in for the headbutt, but this is a 'hey let's go for coffee later.' headbutt, the language of my people.

[thefoxreturns]

::And this is a 'tell me the time and place' knee jab to the groin.::

[ogrewarrior]

A hrrrk of actual pain, before a massive hand reaches up to grab ahold of the mane of hair and give a 'tomorrow, 9?' slam into the ground

[thefoxreturns]

::Gives a thumbs up and a 'sure, see you then' groan.::

Fucking christ you hit hard.

[ogrewarrior]

"Look who's fucking talking. I ain't been in a good knock down drag out in a while." He breathes heavy and cracks his neck.

[thefoxreturns]

Wanna do it again tomorrow just to make sure you're not shit?

[ogrewarrior]

He opens his mouth. Something seems to almost come out and then he clamps it shut and nods.

"Hell yeah I do."

[thefoxreturns]

::Brushes herself off and gets up.::

And make sure to stay in trouble, dickhole!

::Leaps away to another building.::