[Event Post]

[ogrewarrior]

A man sits on a park bench, holding his head. He looks like he might be walking off a three month bender of pitchers of gin, shame, and regret. There might have been some whiskey in there too. He rubs at his face as he stares up at the sun, winces, and looks back down. 

"...what... What the hell did I do?"

Comments

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

"...Nah, I just probably drank a demon to death and wandered back here. ...Has he been saying he did? That's pretty awesome. Boy has balls."

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Nah, I just heard something about some ogre and a kid fighting in Tokyo and assumed if was you guys."

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

"It's probably some other father son duo who hates each other. So, uh. What's new, Naoma?"

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"Not a whole goddamn lot. You do anything other than drink a demon to death?"

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

"Pretty sure I slept with some woman, but nothing new about that."

*He cackles, trying to get a 'bro' moment going.*

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"...Are we supposed to high five, is that what you're going for."

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. I might have also found a few long lost kids of mine, but eh, that ain't that important."

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"..How many is a few. Like twelve?"

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

"Ain't that many, shit. Just... One already here, but I don't think she realizes it. Then I think there's another from that island my son and I took a vacation to. Some woman there keeps calling and screaming at me about responsibility."

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"You know, eventually your kids are be able to beat you up just through numbers."

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

"Sweet. I'll welcome that. Maybe I won't get so bored with 'em that way."

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

"...When they do get together and kick your ass, at least there'll be no doubt you deserve it."