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[ogrewarrior]

So, Labirinto is run by Lucifer. Who is using the power garnered from you buying his stuff to rebuild his body and build a weapon that'll start a gigantic war in the 12 Dimensions.

Someone got any ideas?

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Re: [Private to the monster man]

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I want you to grab my son, explain to him that he must seduce his girlfriend's clone at that demon store, and if he doesn't go for that, I'm using him as flower bait.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

'oly shit that's the stupidest thin' I've 'eard in my life.

Yeah, maybe I'll cure cancer while I'm at it. And figer out 'ow ta fuckin' cook zucchini.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

...I think you can bake a bread out of it.

No, look. It's Lucifer and Asmodeus and I don't give a flying fuck about what any of these people think we should do. They know full well they're going to cause a war. I'm going to make sure it never happens.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Look, I'm sure you're a smart guy, but Lucifer ain't a real duel monster.

An' I dun think throwin' 'way the tiny bit of respect people 'ave fer ya is a good idea.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

And I'm standing by him being erased from history and that's part of why he's being a little girl about this.

I don't care much for people respecting me. I've got a job. It doesn't matter in the long run what my personal life turns into as long as I put down monsters that cause trouble. We need more like you.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

So 'cause o' that job, ya've got a failed marriage, a son 'oo want's ya dead, an' the general dislike o' e'ryone ya ever came 'cross?

Or would thisa 'appened without ya decidin' all the world's problems were yers?

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I don't know. If you're trying to get a rise out of me, it's not going to work, king. I'm prepared for any dirty curve-ball these bastards might throw. Might as well see if you can't touch me either.

I know it's a low-down dirty bastard thing to do, but I'm out of options. It's either this, or make Suguru overcome her inner demons in record time, and I'm sure as hell if Geo hasn't been able to do that, an old man like me and a punk like you can't.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Clever bastard. Ya sure yer Briar's dad?

I know what ya mean on that. But it ain't like she or anyone else in the shop 'ave done anythin' ta 'urt anyone else.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I think he got most of his brains from his mother's side of the family.

Look, I'm gonna play hardball with you here, king. Lucifer might be straightforward. He might only shoot Sanctuary. But what if Sanctuary is hit with that Darkification virus? What if after THAT THEY replicate it? And then they fire here?

Think about it. People going nuts. I know it's hit here before. But this time, it'll probably hit people closer to you. Maybe Suguru. Maybe my son. Maybe Marias or a whole slew of others. Or maybe it only hits spirits! And then it'll be you, just burning up all of those people. Do you want that? I sure as fuck don't.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Well fuck ya an' the horse ya rode in on.

...I think ya should talk ta yer son yerself though.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Doomsday scenarios are my specialty. Besides, the whole point is to not hurt the one person everyone seems to care about.

...Yeah, I am. Just hoping to have some people back me up, people he likes. Like you.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Whatever. Ya've got me ta talk ta 'im, an' maybe 'elp if this turns out ta be as nasty as ya think it is.

But ya owe me big time fer goin' 'gainst my gut, ogre.

Re: [Private to the monster man]

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

I expect I'll owe many favors by the time this ends.