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[ogrewarrior]

 Has anyone bought anything from that weird store Labyrinth or something? 

And if so, what did you buy, and what did it do?

Comments

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

I am not easy, she's just a whore.

But yeah, probably.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Yeah, alright. You gonna help me find out what's up with that place then?

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Yeah sure, it's not like there's anything more interesting to do then go investigate someone's supernatural shit.

Count me in, Kazman.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

You wouldn't by chance be looking for a roommate, would you?

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...I could use one if only to keep people from using my apartment for -other- things.

Why? Need a place to stay?

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Nah, just wondering if you did.

Gonna be blunt. You make me think of me as a kid, and it's kinda scary.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...I'm not really sure how to take that, to be honest.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

That's why I'm offering. Those who fight monsters and all that.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. "Stare into the abyss, it stares back into you" and all that jazz. I know the drill!

But in all honesty, if you wanna shack up for a while I don't really mind. Expect weird shit to happen, but that's about it.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

That's my entire life. We'll get along just fine, I'm sure.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Cool. We'll be fine then.

Just don't sit on any of the furniture yet. I'm still in the process of 'scouring'.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

...Scouring?

What did you do to them?

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Febreeze on most of the furniture followed by some DIY-exorcisms.

Had to burn the sheets off my bed though. Got new ones today.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

...That's a little...

Have a succubus over and had too much fun?

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

No, friend and his zombie girlfriend who's gluttony incarnate did a porno shoot for my best friend who got me drunk on some weird potion that made me think like a girl to get me out of there.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

....

How...

I don't want to know. I know what we're going to work on though.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

What?

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

Mental fortitude.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...That doesn't sound good.

[ogrewarrior.livejournal.com]

...So expect me in, oh, five minutes.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...uh. k.