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Kaz can be found sitting on top of something tall, empty whisky bottles sitting around him. A bag sits next to him, with the phrase 'For Kazzy <3' on it. He's currently alternating between taking drags of cigarettes and pulls off his newest bottle.

"Fuck."

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"What's your type now?" He offers the bottle.

::Takes it.::

Dunno. There's this guy at the Academy I liked. But I think I get friendzoned so easily, I might just have mom make me a robot girlfriend and be done with it. Or have her make me be into 2D girls.

"Pfff, the friendzone." He shrugs and rolls his shoulders.

"Have you tried, I dunno, talking to the boy?"

I that. But. What. That's too unreasonable and direct!

::Takes a swig to blot out what you just said, still stammering.::

Edited 2016-05-30 06:44 (UTC)

"You can't expect people to just go and make the first move. Sometimes, you gotta make it clear, put it out there, and hope for the best." He takes a drag and offers a cigarette to you.

"Shit, I hope you didn't stop these bad habits. If you did, don't pick 'em up again. What's the boy's name?"

Yes I can, I'm the girl!

::...::

What bad habit. I've never smoked before. And I think... Kai?

"Drinking, I guess." He shrugs. ... blinks.

"A night of weird coincidences. I think I need that guy to fix my buddy who's responsible all of this." He waves a hand at the night. "So, uh. I can... talk to him I guess. If that ain't gonna be too awkward for you."

::Sputters again. She takes the cigarette and looks for something to light up because fuck you, Kaz.::

Edited 2016-05-31 02:01 (UTC)

This is the world's sentiment as well.

He waggles the lighter.

"I ain't gonna say anything bad, Akae. I ain't gonna make a mess that you can't fix. If you come up in the course of normal conversation, I'll give a nudge here and there. If you want to handle this as... well, as you're handling it, which ain't well, I'll just go purely business to him."

But he's a boy! It's special and it's rude to just ASK him out, you have to build up over time of awkward incidental feelings. And I'm OLDER than him!

::Beat.::

Give me the damn lighter.

"No, you don't. That's not how anything but... Y'know, fine. When I talk to him it'll be all business."

He offers it.

::Pulls at her hair with one hand, screaming as she takes it.::

You like screwing with me, don't you!?

"I ain't screwing with ya, ya idiot."

::Lights it and puffs a few times before hacking. Keeps hacking until she clears her throat.::

Look. I kind of want you to ask. But. I get all teenage girl nervous about it. I don't know how to approach him!

"Don't smoke that, it'll kill ya." He takes a drag and throws it out through his nose, like a dragon.

"Like a human b-..." He looks you up and down in your armor. Remembers he's some sort of Barian. "Like a girl who likes a boy. Look. I'll talk to him about it, say you're an old friend of mine."

I consider him and me human beings, but whatever. And it's not like smoking can kill me. I think I'm pretty undead as it is.

"Yeah, whatever. Still a nasty habit. And, I got called out a bit ago using the wrong racial terms, so I'm tryin' to not step on toes. But, that sound like a plan, Akae? I'll suggest he take you somewhere nice."

Sure.

Come a bit closer.

He... Moves a little closer to Akae.

"Yeah?"

::Grabs you by the closest thing you have to a collar, or a headband.::

If you ever so much as insinuate again that I'm not human, I'll make you into a Eunich that sounds like a prepubsecent girl.

Understood?

"There we are! I've been wondering where the Akae I knew was!" He laughs like he's having a good time and wasn't just threatened.

"Loud an' clear ma'm."

You better be.

And I'm not that different!

"Not really. You... Look a bit different." He exhales his smoke out of his nostrils. "Act a bit different too. Happier, than when we were seeing each other. Guess I can say that with most women I keep time with, though."

Noriko, my mother, is mostly responsible. I guess you could say she broke me, but. She got me to try and focus on what matters, or something like that. She's given me a nice bed and room. Makes sure I eat nice food, which is why I look good.

And.

I dunno. Stuff happened.

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