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I found a book of Sumerian numerology and spirit summoning on my coffee table this morning.

... it's a pretty good read but I'm a little worried about my roommate.

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Isn't your roommate the guy made out of bugs that's on probation for trying to blow up the universe or whatever?

I think it's probation for skipping out on his last officer.

But, yes. It's Sullivan.

That's basically blowing up the universe.

Also, that's probably not great.

Sure, yeah. In a certain perspective and if you're drunk enough.

It's probably not. But he's also been into this stuff for as long as he's been alive, from the conversations I've had. I wanna try and give him the benefit of the doubt, y'know?

Ugh, yeah, he looks like the type who'd be into that.

If he summons anything that ends horribly for everyone, it's your fault.

And I'm gonna make everyone else's motorcycle robots before yours.

Yeah, well. I'm gonna try and make sure he doesn't. I'll cold clock him before it gets there. Not too many ways to get away from me, fortunately.

What? Even his? God damn it, no, I need a motorcycle robot. To live.

ESPECIALLY his. And then I'm gonna park it outside of wherever we ground him to.

Honestly, maybe we should... do more than just ground him?

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