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Anyone missing a black hoodie? Or gotten attacked by a bastard in a black hoodie who runs away when things get interesting?

This part of some super plot along with that plant witch to screw with the poor bastards who live here or are you kids just bored as hell?

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It might be. You never know.

I don't care about "might", I'm saying that it better not.

You gonna glare it to death if it is?

No a tornado will just come descending down upon them and carry them off to another country entirely.

Very wicked witch of you.

I was being sarcastic.

It doesn't really fit anyway. If it were related to that lady making monsters appear and slicing folks up, then whoever the hell attacked you probably would've had monsters doing their dirty work, too.

Unless they were a monster. Most people can't take more than two of my punches. This guy took a few more than that and used electricity to pull up some pipes. And to stun me for a few seconds.

Seems different then. If they were a monster themselves-- a real one, then this lady probably would've tried to bisect them by now if they're going around and assaulting folks.

I guess.

...Have a good Valentine's Day?

... All I can say is that it was the sappiest damn day in the whole world.

Sap keeps young relationships going, kid.

Psh... Yeah, I guess so.

When us old grizzlies come out and say it, it's true.

Oh, I don't doubt you.

It just gets to the point where I feel like I have to hit them too for how much they ham it up.

Make a sandwich out of it, jeez.

I did. A knuckle one.

Went right to the gut, too.

...That sounds about like his luck then.

Pretty much.
...

I still like what he did though, so yeah. I had a good day.

Good. You're both lucky, I think.

Anyway, if you meet something like the guy who attacked me, tell him I want a rematch.

Will do.

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