"Look, she's a dangerous loon with probable good intentions but bungles literally everything she's ever touched, including being the dragon for my ex who destroyed my apartment with a chain gun because she kept futzing with her head.

She also should have, you know, queenly duties to attend to, but instead she's screwing around on earth and faffing about with my daughter. And I should be happy for Kiko, but I suspect there's going to be problems arising from it right when everything else around here hits the fan."